The good, bad and ugly at Malindi beaches

When you arrive in a touristic town, your first thought is what you will see there. Is it museums, old buildings, or cool restaurants? Those thoughts crossed my mind but because beaches always win for me, you all know where I headed.

When in Mombasa, locals and even tourists will recommend that you visit Malindi. It didn’t take so long before I pursued this place, well…..due to hearsay. Will I find other tourists? Will I see what a good beach side offers like restaurants with seafood? I really don’t know and to be honest, I wanted to take the thrill pill of discovering on my own and not entirely depending on what I read and heard. All I needed was direction to get there using public transport. I wasn’t gonna go missing or anything besides whoever has a mouth can never really lose their way right?

I was already at the bus station. Am thinking the experience was okay in terms of me feeling safe and not attracting too much attention because of being different in terms of the language. Fitting in was pretty easy so long my mouth was closed. As an African female solo traveller, travelling in African countries, I really never like to ” blow my cover” because anyone could take advantage of you like that. So minding your own business is somehow golden. But if I don’t open my mouth, how on earth am I gonna get to Malindi?

My mouth finally opened. Kenya, just like Tanzania unlike Zambia, where I am from, have swahili as the official language. Zambia’s official language is English, so of course I used English. It’s like with these words, ” Sir, how much is it to Malindi?” Everyone standing next to me gave me the , ” You-don’t-know-Swahili?!-look.” I just gave a really wide grin and said, ”Am not from here.”

Fast forward, I was quickly assisted to get on a bus (matatu) heading to Malindi.Phew!!

The road trip to Malindi

Touring Mombasa and wanna try this place out? Getting there is about 10 to 15 dollars and total trip time is like 2 hours 45 minutes. The ugly thing here is I should have spent a night in Malindi…really, instead of doing a day trip as I didn’t fully explore. So anyways, the road trip was a smooth ride but some places had lots of traffic. I heard that it was not gonna naturally take that long if it wasn’t for the diversion we found ahead. There was constructions or repairs going on.

After those few hours, I got there. I then got on a motorcycle (bodaboda) to get me to the closest beach in Malindi.

The good

The part of the beach I requested to be dropped off at was where the sand glittered like gold. I have never seen this before. I really don’t even know the scientific explanation behind it because I ain’t that smart but the place glittered! I took a long walk alone trying to register the good impression in my mind about this. I could see some people who appeared like locals around but didn’t care. I was in my ‘wow’ zone until I heard someone call out.

The bad and the ugly

“Madam!” and because they were female, I felt comfortable to talk back thinking they just wanted some info on something. Now, here is the thing…. what I have noticed in East Africa is that as long as a beach is touristic, you will find boat men marketing their boats for cruises. It works cheaper when a group of tourists agree to use one boat. Been there, done that. But because little me decided to do this solo, the lady that interrupted me said she was a local tourist. I wasn’t judging or anything but I know a tourist when I see one.

This lady claimed to be looking for a boat to share cruise expenses with another tourist. I fell for it and said I only had 8 dollars for this cruise. It was actually 12 dollars to do this ride but if I had company, we were gonna divide costs. She ended up convincing me she only had 4 dollars to add on. I agreed and felt comfortable because after all she was female like me…..what more safety did I need, right?

She actually came with the boat man already and I did the cruise with her. Towards the end, it turned out she had no 4 dollars and that the 8 dollars I paid was close to the normal price for a ride. When it clicked that she was actually friends with the boatman and not a tourist, I kind of spoke my mind and told them it wasn’t about the money but it’s upsetting to be taken for a ride .They admitted they were a local couple from Malindi area masquerading as tourists because that’s the only way to get to tourists like me…..but they didn’t have to put up that show, I still wanted a ride.

The ugly is that I didn’t really like the color of the ocean on this part of the area. it looked muddy brown and this isn’t anyone’s problem but some turquoise waters would have made my day after being taken advantage of.

The other thing that I could do was to monochrome my memories of this spot.

February 15, 2023 7

How to enjoy a day trip to Paje with $30. Or less.

Fun is subjective. You don’t always need too much money on you to have fun. Some people think travellers are people who have stacks of money on them. Lol! Thanks for categorizing us as rich but that’s not the case at all! I have always shared with others who think travel is for the rich that if you look closely, that seemingly rich traveller is probably sacrificing some happy hours every Friday so they could save up for a plane ticket or a tour.And yes, they do. You probably think I am the most boring person on this planet to sacrifice Friday happy hours, but I have, but then again, maybe because that is not my kind of thing. So equation is balanced there.

Speaking of having fun without stacks of bucks in your slacks, you could enjoy a fun day on the beaches of Paje in Zanzibar!

So then, let’s go!

So to cut on costs, we are going to use public transport they call Dala Dala. I am with the assumption we start from Stone Town because that’s where you usually arrive at the island.

You have to get to Darajani market and then wait a while for the Dala Dala you catch from there to fill up. Expect to pay less than $2 and do carry a bottle of water or fruit juice while at it as you will really feel the impact of the heat due to a number of passengers on the Dala Dala. If you use Nyerere road, you will most likely be getting to the east side of the island in an hours time.

What is Paje like?

As compared to Stone Town, Paje is reserved and by that I mean chilled, less populated village but surprisingly where most tourists flock to. But what brings tourists here? We all want a beach that has turquoise and clear waters, right? It is tops of the list before all the other activities you may find in the area.

So what activities do we do with less than $20 on us ?

This place is a hub of island-fun, ranging from beach walks to all sorts of sophisticated water games. I am not a swimmer but we all love beaches! I was willing to have a moment here that was memorable but affordable.

This article is not one of those, listing the coolest activities you do on this part of the Island but it is about how to still have affordable fun in this place every tourist wants to visit in Zanzibar. I was really focused on what I wanted with the little that was in my pocket. Standup paddle boarding! There you have it! It didn’t take too long to find a place renting out the gear.I quickly dug deep into my slacks and paid $15 for a session.

I heard that this water sport was born from surfing and that was like so cool to be mistaken for surfer! With this activity all I did was to stand, sit, squat, kneel or whatever on a board that floats on water and of course they had to give me a board fit for my body size. I paddled from shallow to slightly deep waters considering that I am not a good swimmer and still needed my life. I also asked for the guide to give me some independence to paddle slightly further. I found this water sport to be safe and easy to learn, most of all, it was refreshing to enjoy views and serenity of this part of the island. I just don’t remember having my foot tied to the board like you will observe it’s done but none the less, that didn’t take any fun out of my experience! It was awesome!

When I was done, I dressed up and enjoyed a short walk, picked some shells and enjoyed one of the most fresh fruit drinks ever with some free wifi at a restaurant there and as I got to Stone Town later in the day, I realized that you could actually enjoy a day out in Paje with a $30. Or less.

January 25, 2023 6

Mombasa to Nairobi train experience (review)

In this world of “microwave” experiences, people want to get to their finish line very fast! We are in a rush to arrive. We don’t want delays, stops or any interferences to our goals. And this is okay! I was not up to this kind of speed even if I had the option to book one of the faster trains called Madaraka Express or Kenya Railways. I loved the coastal side of Kenya that I didn’t find it too thrilling to do a big city like Nairobi and stay there for long so a night in Nairobi with the sole purpose of enjoying the train trip was gonna do for moi.

BOOKING PROCESS

Like earlier mentioned about this world being so “microwave -like”, speed is very important and I give them a plus for having an online booking process because that is definitely not the case in some African countries.

“Madaraka Express – Travel Kenya – Online Booking” https://metickets.krc.co.ke

All you do is book online but the con was how you had to book at least five days in advance or else you would not stand a chance in this world to use the train! Searching four days away before departure was almost all the time showing fully booked but again this was a con maybe just for me because I had no clue it gets filled up so quickly and I also didn’t plan this trip to Nairobi, it was abrupt. As one planning on doing Kenya, I advise that you do your booking five days in advance but then again it was festive period am pretty sure it was peak of the season. After making the payment, you could only get a ticket from the station either through the cashier’s office ( lots of queues here) or go to the section where you could print it out on a machine.Choice is yours. The other con is that you can’t complete the transaction or payment with your bank card online.

I only saw payments using Mpesa which only works if you have a Kenyan sim card and in this trip I really advocated for the saying that goes, “lets wander where the wifi is weak” and so I wandered from home but I didn’t wanna be online every single moment! With that being said…I asked a local to pay for me using their Mpesa and I gave them cash. So my unbiased review score as far as the booking process is concerned was a cool six out of ten. I think they should accommodate those travellers that plan every of their movements ahead considering that Kenya is a touristic country.

FARES

Like earlier mentioned, there is an online booking process. Even before I air out my views on this, we all know that saving a few moneys is always at the back of most people’s minds. Check their website for different fares. There was provision for the fastest train that took about four hours to get to Nairobi from Mombasa. I will or may use it later. It was the first class costing about 24 dollars for adults and 12 dollars for the younger folk but the other train I used was an inter county train costing about 8 dollars and 4 dollars for adults and younger folk respectively. The children less than three years of age were allowed to be free loading. So as far as prices are concerned, Kenyan Railways fares are fair and I rated this a nine out of ten. Of course this is according to me, subject to lots of scrutiny of course.

LOCATION OF THE TRAIN STATION

Depending on where you are staying, getting to the train station is as easy as finding a bus called Coast Bus in Mwembe Tayari road and try getting there at 7 o’ clock in the morning and you will pay just a few pennies for the ride to the train station which is approximately 24 minutes away. If you are loaded, you could drive or take other types of transport to the train station but the tuk tuks and boda bodas do not get to the train station. So the means to get to the train station have been made so that everyone is able to be at the station in good time in good time not to miss the departure time. I rated this service at nine out of ten not because of the appearance of the bus but the fact that everyone can easily get to the train station in good time. Thumbs up here!

THE VIEWS

You know what? As far as tours are concerned, every tourist wants to have as many of them as possible. And countries like Kenya are those that you can’t visit minus thinking of doing a safari trip. Though I have had my fair share of them, this trip had a touch of a safari trip as we spotted lots of animals along the way like zebras, camels, the antelope family, buffalos, monkeys, elephants and the like and I must add that the views were absolutely breath taking which is why I think the day train is a better option for a first timer to Kenya than using the night train because you miss out on all this.

I remember asking a local lady for her window seat and explained to her that I really needed to enjoy the views up close as I was not a local and guess what? She was so willing as she probably noticed my ‘wow’ face as I stared outside the window. As far as views are concerned, this was a nine out of ten and the reason for not awarding a ten was because I think it was going to be nice to see members of the cat family doing their thing in the wild but then again….that’s really a rare commodity even on an actual safari!

FOOD, TOILETS AND GENERAL CLEANLINESS

I couldn’t stay on an empty stomach for long and it was three hours into the journey. My stomach protested like crazy and since I was curious to experience first hand of their services, I stopped the next hostess that had a trolley of food. They just had snacks, juices and sodas but I wanted warm food so I ordered rice, chicken with veggies. The food was well prepared, pretty much the same you would have on a plane or decent cafeteria. I think an eight out of ten for the food specifically. Their menu had some variety of finger foods, chicken, chips, wraps and juices.

I have seen trains with toilets so dirty, it is better for your bladder to pop! I loved that this train has a cleaning service and even as you enjoy the train ride, the cleaning can be done in places they feel have to be cleaned especially if it was a customer that messed up. The toilets were very clean and they do have tissue available and hand wash and the cleanliness of the train was a nine out of ten. They should keep up the good work!